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By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 16:34 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2009 15:53 - France

Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up in her clothes, with a wig and makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 10:34 - United States - Sanford

Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML

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Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

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Hard act to follow

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML

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By harrysolo - 19/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

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By John LegoHair - 23/05/2019 00:09

Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML

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Fantasy

By Anonymous - 26/10/2023 16:00

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to go crazy and get a short haircut, then dye it all pink. When we got home he wanted sex, and he'd bought me a military uniform to wear, which is when I realised he was trying to turn me into one of his anime girls FML

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By mylifesucks - 31/01/2014 23:50 - France - Paris

Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Wales

Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

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Haduken 16

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:47

Is your girlfriend a 12 year old girl?

Chanti_fml 26

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:48

Well, that is one direction you could go!

Comments

PDN 12

Monday 2 September 2013 4:44

Dump her. Dump her now.

shelbyhoran 3

Monday 2 September 2013 4:58

That makes perfect sense

Dre27 20

Monday 2 September 2013 5:00

What a bitch, dump her

EverdreamOfMe 24

Monday 2 September 2013 5:03

She's probably just trolling you.

WantsHazzasGravy 11

Monday 2 September 2013 5:04

I don't blame her. Harry Styles is perfect.

TheRealPitBoss 17

Monday 2 September 2013 5:18

Its been my experience that any excuse for sex is fair game go with it! Don't ask questions just Do IT!

WhiteCrimson 23

Monday 2 September 2013 8:42

Well then. Fetish overload!

Samster2000 9

Monday 2 September 2013 9:07

I'm pretty sure if she wants that, she's under the age of consent.

karystaal 12

Monday 2 September 2013 14:01

still a better love story than twilight

Perrydox 5

Monday 2 September 2013 14:06

Ur still usin that?

joshuarowe88 5

Monday 2 September 2013 15:32

If a girl likes 1D, make sure it's yours

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Today, I loudly proclaimed my New Year’s resolution was to stop drinking. I made this declaration while holding a margarita in one hand and a beer in the other, in the middle of a rowdy New Year's Eve party. FML

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Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

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Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

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Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML

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