Love: Pretty mean

Pretty mean

By thatgirl247 - 11/09/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML

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You deserved it 5 212

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By Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 266

You deserved it 42 375

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 325

You deserved it 5 469

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 673

You deserved it 62 593

By worried - 16/08/2011 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 718

You deserved it 55 309

Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 917

You deserved it 38 834

By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 21:37 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 188

You deserved it 5 039

By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 513

You deserved it 6 394

By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 927

You deserved it 2 155

By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 358

You deserved it 7 775

By Anonymous - 28/01/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 597

You deserved it 3 060

crazy_cat_lady 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:13

I said you deserved it, but that's because you were willing to laugh at the poor girl he insulted until you found out that girl was YOU.

TheKitsune 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:16

Why is it only funny if he wasn't talking about you? YDI for being a sheep anyway. Twitter sucks.

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ViCT0RiA_fml 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:35

ouch. : that stinks...

alex_vik 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:35

YDI for caring about Twitter.

btchh 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:50

omfg this is hilarious = straight to my faves

canucksrule88 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:58

its called plastic surgery get some :)

cyurihsung 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:25

Stop with all the 'twitter sucks' comments. Face it; people like Twitter and Facebook and iPhones and shit. You don't have to like it, but don't bash it just because it's popular.

longboat 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:31

I'm sure your face isn't that horrible to look at, but if it is then your life is basically hopeless from now on.

Vitamin_C 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:32

The guy's tweet was funny, it doesn't make her a bitch because she was amused! Don't act like none of you would laugh at a mean joke because you're so sweet and caring and simply couldn't fathom mocking anyone. FYL, OP

twiggly 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:32

If you're not publicly embarrassed with remarks, stand up and tell everyone what an ass he is. That instead of being a nice guy and keeping his mouth shut, he makes a remark about you behind your back that was potentially hurtful. "If you don't think I'm pretty, shut the @#$% about it and find someone else to look at it."