Love: Pretty mean

Pretty mean

By thatgirl247 - 11/09/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML

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You deserved it 5 212

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Same thing different taste

By Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 266

You deserved it 42 375

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 326

You deserved it 5 469

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 673

You deserved it 62 593

By worried - 16/08/2011 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 719

You deserved it 55 310

Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 917

You deserved it 38 835

By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 21:37 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 188

You deserved it 5 040

By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 513

You deserved it 6 394

By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 928

You deserved it 2 155

By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 358

You deserved it 7 777

By Anonymous - 28/01/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 599

You deserved it 3 060

crazy_cat_lady 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:13

I said you deserved it, but that's because you were willing to laugh at the poor girl he insulted until you found out that girl was YOU.

TheKitsune 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:16

Why is it only funny if he wasn't talking about you? YDI for being a sheep anyway. Twitter sucks.

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sch1ll 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:52

hahahha apparently ur a butterface.. TOO BAD FOR U!

sch1ll 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:59

u suck,,,, muh dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

24788 6

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:03

Just because your mean to someone. Doesn't mean your going to fail.

Ohnothingreally 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:47

He's probably arrogant.

sch1ll 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 3:36

totally

3rdDegree 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:50

First of all, twitter's gotta go. Second, you thought it was funny when he was talking about someone else? That's the only reason I'd say YDI.

barlessprison 16

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:15

#38, I think you're completely missing the point of thugbert's comment.

shootingstar8D 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:48

Ydi for stalking

lyz12312 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 7:17

aw i'm sorry=( that's really rude.

Nightfallz 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 8:23

ydi for using twitter. worthless Internet stalking website

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Pretty mean

Same thing different taste

Wrong target

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