Procrastination

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
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chop_buster 0

Hahaha, I'm an annoying twerp and shit.

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hk_fml 9

LOL xD the wording of this makes it even better.

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Itstopsecret 0

Imao loved the ending :D

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Ambrielle 0

awww that's ****** naaasty! but the ending ties it all together in burst of giggles.

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maddiester 5

Lmfao, I don't know what I would do if that happened to me.

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VolleyballSMASH 1

no, most people aren't prepared to shit their pants while sneezing..

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soysauce1208 18

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!! thats hilarious, i mean who would be prepared for that?!!!!

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rawrawsum 0

best fml. last line made me laugh

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sfarmer 3

So bad but so damn funny too!!

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starberries 0

That's awful. I can't say YDI, because really, who expects that? But seriously, eat more fiber and/or drink more water and you won't have to worry about taking a book with you.

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lissn 0

The last line makes it twice as funny!

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