Procrastination

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
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chop_buster 0

Hahaha, I'm an annoying twerp and shit.

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hk_fml 9

LOL xD the wording of this makes it even better.

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kpher 3

OMFG this made me LOL so hard in class when i was reading it a year ago. My teacher asked me what's so funny, so i put it on the overhead thing for the class to read. AND i'm still laughing about this as of today hahahaha best fml i've ever seen.

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za_hang14 2

lmfao that just made my day

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heyitslexx 3

Ummm. Were you wearing underwear?? :x fyl

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SkoomaKi 27

I hope you were home alone or that would have been even more shit. Unluckyzz

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Janice_Ian 13

Honestly I am just amazed (and somewhat appalled) that anyone's bowel is in such bad shape that their stool simultaneously takes long enough to make bringing a book worthwhile and can be forced out by a sneeze. I know this FML is really old, but as general advice, try eating some vegetables once in a while.

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fail_gurl21 7

LMFAO made my day xD i'm crying from laughing omg best FML ever!!! :') but damn OP that sucks

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alphabitch 2

As someone who has IBS, I feel your pain! FYL!!!

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