Procrastination

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
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chop_buster 0

Hahaha, I'm an annoying twerp and shit.

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hk_fml 9

LOL xD the wording of this makes it even better.

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Soul_Train 0

the best one ive ever seen... ends very well 2

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singingfreak525 8

omg i love this so much hahaha

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Deadguy71 0

It ran down your leg and THEN out of your shorts? how does that work, exactly? Don't mind me, it just struck me as being an odd way to phrase that.

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ti3n_t 0

Hey i do that all the time. I just blame it on the dog. If you don't have one, blame a ninja.

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indygirl24 0

I'd like to point out that I made an FML account just to comment this one. It's perfect! I love how you say "I had to take a dump" but then said "while looking for a book to read" that line is fantastic.

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FreshlyInstable 2

This is the most perfectly constructed FML ever. Kudos and I'm sorry you shat your pants.

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lovemyE8 0

I agree with 162. There is no better way to phrase the comment either. PERFECTLY CONSTRUCTED. I am sicker than a dog right now, and laughing so hard it hurts my whole body. Never was there a moment when such excruciating pain meet with such incredible bliss. Not even at the birth of my son. Excellent job, OP!

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