By jelrid - 13/07/2016 04:38 - United States - Holt

Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML
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WebWarrior4991 9

I imagine the insect's worst fears were realized as well...

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TheOneButNotOnly 15

Little fella just wanted to hear your singing better was all.

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WebWarrior4991 9

I imagine the insect's worst fears were realized as well...

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Greycatsister 12

"Ping"? Was the insect made of metal? Anyway, you needed your protein to keep up your energy for more singing.

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domolovesyoshi 33

Insects often have very hard carapaces which is why it sounds like a stone hitting the windshield when they ping off it.

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jelrid 30

Man, that was some memorable protein!

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tantanpanda 26

Seeing as how insects and bugs generally splatter their guts on the windshield, no, they don't "ping off" it.

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TheOneButNotOnly 15

Little fella just wanted to hear your singing better was all.

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shitstorm28 11

meat group! seriously though, if you're gonna sing while you ride, get a full face helmet.

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mectain 13

I ride also, you should always wear a helmet at least if not full gear

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asmb100 27

He probably did have a helmet on, just not full face helmet. Usually, for listening to the radio, you need a Sena or similar helmet mounted device.

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xyris_fml 28

#16 a full faced helmet plus full gear saved my dad's life so I definitely see where #5 is coming from. Flipped over a car that pulled out in front of him without looking and only had broken knees and a broken foot. A chunk of his helmet just gone. Definitely could have been worse.

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allforfun 23

40% of head impacts involve the face. Full face helmet is a must, coming from this 21 year paramedic and 25 year rider.

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xx000o 27

Now that your worst fears are either behind or on you, do something with the rest of your life that even the bugs would be proud of.

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horneyhic 15

Really my worst fear with bugs on a bike is to have a bee go up my pant leg

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freddygasman 18

down your shirt is way worse and more likely. happened to someone I know, and she was not happy when she got home.

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abNormal62 23

And they said the beetles would never re-unite ......

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SaraWinterHeart 15

My mom got nearly knocked off the back of my dads motorcycle from getting hit in the face by a bee. My father was driving well over 100mph and back then helmet laws weren't enforced. She had a huge welt on her forehead.

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