Protip: Don't

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I tried using hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML
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glittercookies 12

Go to the bathroom. Take off your shirt. Wash under your arms with the hand soap.

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asherm 15

Next time you use restroom, come out rubbing hand sanitizer on hands. He'll see that you use it... Oh and buy deodorant

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pogue36 5

Salt and water will kill the bacteria, which should kill the smell.

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Austyn57 1

go to walli world and buy sum deo for your bo

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betterdaysahead 14

seek out a friend to let you stay till you can get on your feet no one should have go through that and your mother is wrong sorry op.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

I think someone is on the wrong fml. I wonder who it could be...

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KatKat23 9

You should take deodorant with you to work

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mpalmiter 0

Maybe OP has a medical issue that makes him smelly. I knew a girl that had that problem and the only thing that helped was a diet change. Good luck OP and I hope you have a job to go back to.

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vorspiel 17

Perhaps, instead of hand sanitiser (note the word HAND), you could get in the shower and use what I usually call 'shower gel' or 'soap'. Also, always carry emergency deodorant if you get a bit whiffy during work!

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jessicadavis374 6

I hope it burned like hell bc you're an idiot.

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