Miscellaneous: Puck my life

Puck my life

By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 19:54 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML

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You deserved it 2 433

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The name of that old man?

By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 192

You deserved it 5 579

Sketchy move

By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Vaudreuil

Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 300

You deserved it 2 293

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 940

You deserved it 6 692

By bruised - 19/05/2016 20:54 - Australia - Sydney

Today, while playing hockey, one of my teammates decided to swing her hockey stick like a golf club. She missed the ball, but managed to hit me right in the vagina. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 316

You deserved it 1 240

By Bitchjackedmyball - 12/09/2012 08:52 - United States - Kihei

Today, I had just bought a new $60 basketball and decided to go try it out. Five minutes into playing, the ball decided to roll into the hands of a little girl, who then said, "Mine". I thought it was cute, until she skipped over to her parent's car and they drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 551

You deserved it 5 551

Blinded

By alycion - 04/05/2019 12:00

Today, I took my father to a hockey game. He always has to get pictures with the girls, so while in bag check, he used his breath spray. He got me in the eye, and I was temporarily blinded through most of the first period. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 723

You deserved it 158

#priceless

By Clorpy - 30/03/2018 07:00

Today, I was at the Kings Avalanche game in Denver. Anže Kopitar scored a hat trick and people threw hats in. Someone ripped my own hat off my head and tossed it on the ice. It was a gift from my dead grandparents with my name stitched onto it. I’ve had it for 15 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 017

You deserved it 393

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 867

You deserved it 8 903

Baller move

By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

I agree, your life sucks 576

You deserved it 3 546

By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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You deserved it 32 465

Zoldyck 17

Tuesday 11 August 2015 8:33

I can't stand greedy people like that. I hope a frisbee flies into her face the next day.

fariss 14

Tuesday 11 August 2015 8:36

Tell her this " give it back or ill puck you up real bad, motherpucker"

Comments

rebel33 10

Tuesday 11 August 2015 9:22

bad luck, OP. Anze Kopitar tossed me a puck once and I missed. Doughty and Scrivens laughed at me because they knew I goaltend. Never heard the end of it

flocket 13

Tuesday 11 August 2015 10:30

Scrivens isnt on the kings anymore though

flocket 13

Tuesday 11 August 2015 10:31

Scrivens isnt even on the kings anymore though

22munk26 13

Wednesday 12 August 2015 6:24

Alex ovechkin flipped my friend a singed puck and he got a cool glass case from it.

hardcorepunk87 18

Tuesday 11 August 2015 9:26

Do the Canadian thing and apologize. Problem solved eh?

potatopolice1025 18

Tuesday 11 August 2015 10:28

How did you come up with that one

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:11

Did she at least say sorry?

iateapenguin 27

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:58

This makes me irrationally mad. I hope karma punches that bitch in the face.

McDerp 11

Wednesday 12 August 2015 6:59

With a truck.

nakros 17

Wednesday 12 August 2015 7:45

That's on fire

RealSuperSand 21

Tuesday 11 August 2015 13:21

Should've taken it back by force. People are dicks, sometimes the only thing they understand is a show of force.

cheshireau 26

Tuesday 11 August 2015 13:29

I hate Flippers.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 11 August 2015 14:11

Sell it for what get like 5$ for it? Not worth it..and she doesn't even like the team that she got it from... Possibly you'll get one during that game OP