Punished

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML
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Welshite 39

"And now the male inserts his penis repeatedly into the female. The female makes sounds indicating pleasure. Now both partners have achieved their climax."

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Eivana 37

Now THAT is humiliating. I would have rathered my mother beat me.

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khoov19 20

made be thats what happened

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khoov19 20

*maybe thats what happened

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imintoNAndos 3

Gotta say your mom pretty awesome... but if it were me I'd just take it away and look you square in the eye and say "Me and your father will be re-enacting this later, DO NOT come upstairs" I think it is more cringe worthy to imagine your parents re-enacting ****.

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Metthew 15

Honestly it's better you have a mother who will recognise the existence of porno, rather than just pretend it does not exist and damn it to hell. And I'm not sure if your mum sad you down and talked to you about it specifically before or after this, but I hope she did something reasonable. Also, I'm sorry you had to go through that with your mum.... It would seem more natural for her to just.. discuss it without the videos. xD . But at least it's better than having the computer taken away???

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krisseyDJ 20

I'm sorry, that must have been super embarrassing for you, but You're mother is awesome lol

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shortswimmer17 28

I have to say, that might be a useful punishment. but I feel bad for you and all the awkwardness you ensued

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Yarinil 8

That's the kind of things you only see in ****! Awesome mom

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TheGatekeeper43 8

This is actually kind of ****** up

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hiholls 13

I see your point a little bit but not really! Yes you could argue child abuse but I think you'd be overreacting in this situation. I don't think his mother made him ********** (obviously that wouldn't ever be even close to okay) she just told him to keep watching it and showed him what it was like for a real live woman to act out ****. Yes I know **** actresses are real live women and some of them truly love their careers, however to my knowledge most feel degraded. If not immediately then eventually. I think his mom just wanted him to know that the "average" woman doesn't like to be treated like a **** and even though many people like to talk dirty and play rough while having sex with their S.O, often there is a line that **** tends to cross in these normal situations, again this is not always the case. I just wanted you to realize that talking about and viewing sex is natural, even with your parents, try telling me that Hollywood movies aren't damn close to **** anyway!

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Sathane 21

Did she insist you keep jacking it too?

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