Transportation, Cars and Work: Push!

Push!

By sabadaba - 19/06/2011 17:51 - United States

Today, at the DMV, I was told to push my forehead against a vision testing device on the counter to activate a blinking light. When nothing happened, the employee started yelling for me to push harder. I tried again, only to knock the whole thing into her. FML

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By baddriver - 31/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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By dmvsucks - 13/09/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML

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By ouagadougou - 24/02/2009 11:02 - United States

Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By UGGGH that was my 2nd attempt too - 04/09/2013 21:14 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 02:00

Today, at a local mini mart, I tried several times to open a door that clearly said "PUSH" by pulling it, much to the amusement to the customers and staff inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2017 06:54

Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML

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InsertGirder 6

Monday 20 June 2011 0:31

She deserved it, someway...

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 20 June 2011 0:44

She'd be a great person in the delivery room. "Push harder, push harder!!" And then the baby comes flying out 800 miles per hour knocking her over.

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Idonebeenhad 17

Monday 20 June 2011 4:04

DAMN YOU MODS!! Remove his comment, not mine :3

cjgqsmooth 0

Monday 20 June 2011 4:31

aye what goes around comes around. don't worry she had it coming

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 20 June 2011 4:32

Huh?

demetrius19 7

Monday 20 June 2011 4:41

lol

1prettymilf_fml_fml 5

Monday 20 June 2011 4:52

There all bitches there. An yes they are open on sunday 8-1

Ckoh23 7

Monday 20 June 2011 4:53

she totally deserved it!

Thrasher91 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:10

and this is an fml because?

needsagf14 12

Monday 20 June 2011 5:13

DMV people. well she deserved it!

peaceee5 0

Monday 20 June 2011 6:08

theyre just like that because they don't like their job lo

vettle 6

Monday 20 June 2011 7:04

why does she deserve it? it says yelling for not yelling at. just means she was speaking loudly. stop being so judgmental.

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