Put it away!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring Grove

Today, an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Officer: "whatcha doin' there?" OP: Oh shit "uhh nothing, ma'am, just watering the grass"

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ambowew 7

Least OP wasn't pissing in a cup in the kitchen whilst babysitting. Nothing wrong with going economical and saving water, geez!

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PrincessPesa 20

Don't lie. You WANTED to get caught peeing in public because getting reprimanded by extremely hot police officers totally turns you on. You're a secret urine-stained sexual deviant! Stop wasting our hard earned tax dollars on your sick sex games. I've got your number!

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PrincessPesa 20

If imagining me with a big black robe banging a gavel and saying this with a really grating voice does it for you so be it. I was just messing around with an otherwise pretty bland fml. I won't apologize for fits of boredom-induced madness!

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ripresno 10

Well, did you at least try to get her digits? =)

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

I'm guessing you got charged for public ejaculation seconds later.

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

When the hell did I say that I erupt that fast?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Just now c: "...I erupt that fast?" I pictured a volcano. I like volcanos.

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mrtjawesome 14

in the country, you can run down the road pissing and still probably not get caught. ive seen it before

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bettyc4 26

Shoulda asked her if she was thirsty

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Amethyst888 14

Eww no he should not have. The hot cop would not have appreciated that particular sexual reference anymore than I did.

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kandi_kid69 15

That's nasty :/

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unknown_user5566 26

Well maybe you shouldn't have peed in public? On the other hand, if you're hung well, it could end up working out for you. ;) But the moral of the story remains, don't piss in public.

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