Miscellaneous: Quality family time

Quality family time

By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML

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Why so serious?

By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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Never? NEVER?!

By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 08:00

Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML

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OCD or asshole?

By Ellie - 23/07/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got home to my grandma yelling at the top of her lungs that I didn't do everything I was supposed to when I was home. I literally washed dishes, cleaned counters, vacuumed, gathered trash, AND cleaned the bathroom. I didn't fold my blankets. That's it. That's what she was yelling about. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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You must conform

By lefthandspanker - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Craig

Today, my slightly batshit insane grandma called me disgusting and unladylike. Why? For writing with my left hand. FML

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You deserved it 1 711

By bribreeeeeezyfreshhh - 06/12/2010 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

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By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

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thelindseyyy 4

Wednesday 26 December 2012 5:23

...gotta love the holidays, where you're forced to deal with crazy-ass relatives.

akallaan 7

Wednesday 26 December 2012 5:23

You just can't win...

Comments

ConnyTheUnicorn 8

Wednesday 26 December 2012 14:46

Well, then actually act like an 'immature brat' and ignore her. Don't visit her, don't talk to her, and if you get in trouble for this, just say, that she is evil and does not deserve any attention. Simple. You will get into even more trouble, but being honest to twats like her is always worth it. Also, if the doctor finds out, your grandmother only faked a heart attack, your parents should realise that you are innocent, and if not, just ignore that you got grounded, because you did nothing wrong. Sounds bitch-like and rebellious, but it is only fair.

Arrawyn 12

Wednesday 26 December 2012 16:05

There's no winning with her. That's when you tell her she should do the dishes because she's never happy with you.

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 26 December 2012 16:24

"Accidentally" drop a couple of her favorite dishes while washing them.

leahmae88 7

Wednesday 26 December 2012 17:28

That does suck, but I still think it's hilarious!

rammy125 4

Wednesday 26 December 2012 17:39

Give that old bitch a real heart attack

little_sailor 8

Wednesday 26 December 2012 20:16

My grandmother is just like this. I'm so sorry.

Bright_Lights 14

Wednesday 26 December 2012 22:16

Gosh, freakin' idiot!

SeventhSalem 4

Wednesday 26 December 2012 23:21

damn 0.0 grandma got issues, senile anyone?

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 26 December 2012 23:27

Grandmas be bitches.

TheOneSM 6

Wednesday 26 December 2012 23:37

No one should ever call his/her grandma "psycho grandma"... OP, please behave.. Thank you..

UsagiArwen 23

Thursday 27 December 2012 2:34

You're not welcome. Some family members are just that psychotic, and it is not, by any means, YOUR place to tell the op to behave because op is calling the grandmother psycho. So how bout you mind your own business. I've dealt with some family members of my own who are indeed quite psychotic, so I can understand op here.