Proposal and Love: Question Time

Question Time

By embarrassed - 03/01/2010 06:53 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst at my boyfriend's family get together, his cousin got really drunk and decided to ask my boyfriend when he was planning on proposing to me, loud enough for everyone to hear. An awkward silence was followed by my boyfriend's mother, who clearly said, "Hopefully never." FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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Brutally honest

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

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By wtactualfuck :( - 24/10/2012 21:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

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By mavstrr1764847 - 27/06/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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Cancelled

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML

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Will you…

By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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arabianballa 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:06

Well atleast you're saved from a monster in law :).

vesperl 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:12

Thankfully it's not her decision.

Comments

arabianballa 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:06

Well atleast you're saved from a monster in law :).

Jodziee 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:15

Yeah, this. Imagine if she hadn't said it now and you didn't find out she was a spiteful old crone until after you'd married him? Atleast now you're prepared, FYL D:

daysgoby902 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:06

**** his mother if he wants to marry you then don't worry what she thinks it's you and him not you him and her

daydreamstar 7

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:07

ouch. im sorry. but moms are usually like that when their little boys are (possibly) about to get married. its probably not you, just her emotional attachement, though his cousin needs to be smacked, well, maybe not smaked, but maybe its time for a heart to heart. ;)

toxic_fire 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:08

@arabiannalla True but I guess that isn't nice to hear from your boyfriends mother.

antitcb 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:09

Ouch. FYL indeed

vesperl 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:12

Thankfully it's not her decision.

dankshizy619 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:47

what a bith haha

Bansheethekilla 2

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:55

no i dont think she is an alien witha rather large head,yellow and black eyes. Now she is a Bitch i know thatw as a lame ass star wars reference and it was nerdy of me to say so

Kylias 6

Sunday 3 January 2010 17:29

Banshee wins 10 internets.

ihasbekoala 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 8:01

At least you accept it Banshee and that's what matters.

sairah72 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 13:01

you'll have to show her otherwise, then shell be writing a FML

BangOut 2

Sunday 3 January 2010 13:47

oh shut the **** up crybabies :D this was funny, you don't know the girl so why do you assume mother hadn't her own reasons why she said so? However, amazing situation :D