By stillavirgin - 03/01/2010 07:41 - Canada

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Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
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RedLoocee 0

YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.

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perdix 29

Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!

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TRANscend08 0

Lol, I can help fix the problem. Just need a venarial disease check from the last 3 months and you need to sign a release form for production.

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penguindude7289 0

yea it's kinda confusing so jy does tour life suck

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perdix 29

Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!

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v1kt4r 13

Maybe shez not the one who needs to lower her standards...

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cadeissoscene 0

11 what is that suppose to even mean? don't try and talk shit to perdix, I see his comments every where on fml every day, he's legendary!!, he like the most famous FML'er

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Euph0ricMisery 2

umm I think 11 was just trying to call the OP ugly.

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deathstory_fml 0

umm he was saying that the OP might b ugly not insulting perdix

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RedLoocee 0

YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.

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CaatRAWRx 0

@penguindude7289 his/her new year's resolution last year was to lose their virginity, they still haven't so it's their 2010 new year's resolution... IE they're still a virgin...

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amberceleste 0

wow is this rly a fml?

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Isabelletje 0

Just wait for the right guy! He will come when you are not looking! I have even never kissed, and beginning to become impatient, but it will come, Im sure of that!

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mitch707 0

ahaha yeah u keep telling urself that darling

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MadPercussion 0

k seriously, what the **** is up with pendatic's picture. no offense, it just creeps me out a bit.

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KatherineAnne 7

Nah I agree with her. I'd never made out with a guy b4 I started dating my current bf of 7 months. We have done everything but sex now and if u guys say I'm probably unattractive look at my pic it's just I have self respect and I didn't find a guy good enough till now.

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lovelikethis19 0

then let love happen and don't have it be you resolution to have sex, or you'll ruin the other persons life who thinks it means something.

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