Quick as rainbows

By bonehead69 - 31/05/2015 07:06 - United States - Taylorville

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Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
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AddictGamer 16

You must be going through a hard time, OP.

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Enslaved 36

"Everybody! Put up your hands Say I don't wanna be in love I don't wanna be in love" Dang how your comment triggered my love of--Good Charlotte. (:

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Hop6e 22

Sounds like you need more "me" time? Sorry dude.

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lantz4levi 19

Match.com has over 20,000 new users per day! Most are just there for sex and the best part it's free apparently. Good luck op

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littlekellilee 45

I think you've got a couple confused. It's free to try, meaning you can't talk to anyone or see anyone. You have to pay monthly to use it, and they charge a high enough amount that the people who are only looking for sex are scared off. Plenty of fish is free and sleezy.

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ninjahesten 18

badoo.com app for the phone or use the website :)

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pleasedie 22

Did she ask if you were happy to see her ?

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Miss_Whipped 43

Or if that was a banana in his pocket?

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Dexter83_fml 17

Worst possible time to have that happen. My girlfriend thinks it's funny to to place her foot on my um you know what whilst we are at a restaurant just before we leave. It's embarrassing. Sorry OP

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goldcock19 9

Just flip it up into ur waistband bud, oldest trick in the book

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Angelrose2004 17

Although it is pretty bad timing, I think getting a boner while the nurse or doctor is checking you out down there takes the cake... not that I would know! *winky face*

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jennlody 28

I tried that once but my legs are too short :( he thought it was hilarious though.

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TDKopecki 16

Sorry to hear that man, I think it's time for you to get back out there and start socializing and dating people. You can even try asking her out if she is your type. Take a chance you never know what will happen.

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amileah13 26

Hopefully she didn't see! Would've made that situation even more awkward!

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