Quick as rainbows

By bonehead69 - 31/05/2015 07:06 - United States - Taylorville

Spicy
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
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You deserved it 5 399
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AddictGamer 16

You must be going through a hard time, OP.

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MrConcise 34

I seriously hate pity-party FML's like these. "Waaaaah, I don't have sex!" Not funny, just sad.

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leogachi 15

So you're mad because you don't get to laugh at him? That's upsetting.

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MrConcise 34

No, I'm mad because he's just feeling sorry for himself over nothing.

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lol_mar11 8

I hope you find someone soon OP! Good luck :)

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mld4657 28

I totally love the name on this lol. But damn you need to get laid

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goldcock19 9

Lool maybe the funniest fml I've ever read.. Might be cuz I just got laid for the first time in 2.5 months. Sorry OP

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Angelrose2004 17

With a username like that, how has it been so long for you? *winky face*

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iAlissa 34

Congrats. I don't think anyone cares.

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goldcock19 9

Hate to break it to u 51 but it looks like u suffer from a classic case of chronic bitch-face

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edmunson 22

FYL & TMI concurrently. Really sad life...

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