Quick as rainbows

By bonehead69 - 31/05/2015 07:06 - United States - Taylorville

Spicy
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
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AddictGamer 16

You must be going through a hard time, OP.

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Grayness_ 26

Try online dating to meet people, if you have time, and go to the gym, you can meet a lot of people there. Hopefully it gets better man.

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AletheDefender 15

I always assume any remotely polite interaction with employees at stores and restaurants is flirting

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laden_swallow09 34

Paying $50 for popping a boner you can't do anything with? Why would OP want to– Ohhhhh…

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obliviongillette 18

Sounds like the starts of a porno. "What can I get you Hun?" *boner* "A slice of that fine ass...pie." Que porno music.

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jenninator93 18

I'm so glad most **** nowadays doesn't have that god awful background music anymore lol so distracting

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worldclassrager 39

Join a dating site maybe you'll find someone soon

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SydLovesLacey 18

Oh god here cums another boner!

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