Quick as rainbows

By bonehead69 - 31/05/2015 07:06 - United States - Taylorville

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Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
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AddictGamer 16

You must be going through a hard time, OP.

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RedPillSucks 31

and what was your answer she she said "what can I get you, Hun"?

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fmlsams 27

Don't come to the South, OP! You'd never survive, sweety...

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labowski1976 5

I was a virgin once before also

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vikky538 28

If you get a boner for being called hun by some waitress then never go to country side. You will have boner all the time talking to people

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IceWrath 22

Wow, I'm an autistic retard with the social skills of a cucumber and the beautiful looks of a cucumber yet I managed to get laid about 2 months ago... Your life really sucks. A lot. I'm so sorry for your crappy life right now.

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TallMist 32

When someone's autistic and calls themselves a retard, it makes me question if they are autistic. I'm autistic and I HATE that word. And by that last sentence, it also seems like you were being sarcastic, which, if you are, that just makes what you said even worse, as you're making fun of autistic people.

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brendenq 6

That same thing happened to me when I took Molly??

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cynthianicole95 9

That's kind of pathetic.

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