Quick thinking

By rolyat - 01/05/2012 16:41 - United States - Rochester

Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML
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Keyganator 5

Hey, they don't call it fun sized for nothing! ; )

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srhornb 4

You should have rubbed one off and slapped her in the face with it while it was hard... If it was big enough.

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gdawg1300 0

I guess she was allergic to small livestock.

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juicifer 0

Penis pump?...THATS YOUR BAG BABY!

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SwtCherryPie 26

Giving you the benefit of the doubt... Are you just incredibly hairy? That can be very off-putting. Also, if it is because you are not so endowed... trimming up will make you look bigger.

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HeXr 22

We're all assuming she snorted because it's small. Maybe it's just really funny looking.

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robert76 5

You shaved your pubic hair into a heart, didn't you?

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birdcagereligion 10

Your profile picture just scared the crap out of me

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Boss402 0

long and thin just goes in, short and thick does the trick

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laaame 0

yeahhhh.... at least she wasn't mean enough to tell you it was because you have a small dick...

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