Quick thinking

By rolyat - 01/05/2012 16:41 - United States - Rochester

Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 723
You deserved it 4 005

Same thing different taste

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Hey, they don't call it fun sized for nothing! ; )

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shhh! she's going to become a plastic surgeon...who fixes teeth...but on animals only. Thank god for college!

Don't let her make you feel insecure. You're perfect just the way you are... She kinda sounds like a jerk you shouldn't be with, anyway... Sorry, OP!

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If its because you have a small pee-wee just tell her that even a Boeing 747 looks small in the grand canyon. Give her a taste of her own medicine. Just kidding, don't say that. It's a great come back line though. :]

Yea I hear some people are allergic to tic tacs

Alzer... It's paintshop program of some kind on a pc... -face palms-

I used to be a total dipshit until I joined FMyLife and spent half my time harassing itskaylabitch. Now I'm like so totally cool... I know I'm late to the support party, but I wanted to show some anyway. Personally, I think you're pretty awesome just for the fact that you are strong enough to not let the constant attacks discourage you from posting.

Your GF is a bitch. Doesnt matter what size OP is or isnt... if she loved him, she wouldnt have reacted like that.... Get rid OP and find someone that loves you for you! xx

178) well that's what man has so thoroughly dug up from the darkest pit of hell, now critics can rip on people with next to no consequences no matter how these people can impact someone so emotionally that they can go into a deep depression state or even become an emo.