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By Megannn - 01/05/2012 23:43 - United States

Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed so I fled into a stall. She then started a conversation with me about "the good old days" from the next stall over. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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Grossed out

By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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Losing my mind

By Oh Gnooooo - 16/03/2025 21:00 - United States

Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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Sorry!

By rabid_otaku - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Sycamore

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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cessily 8

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:04

Poor crazy old cat lady aint getting no lovin

kiran_fml 5

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:05

Gas station condoms and ladies that smell like cat piss...sounds like you had an interesting day.

Comments

shantazat 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:03

What..?

detroitsucks247 3

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:05

Ahhhhhhhh, America.

shantazat 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:06

Well, where else could this happen?

shantazat 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:10

It didn't really confuse me, it was just fascinating in a weird way that made my brain fart...

jasmine1259 2

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:26

Dafuq did I just read?

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 2 May 2012 10:52

really happy for you n your new relation ship

gojira666 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 12:04

Thanks 13. If anyone read the FML and was confused, you helped about 0%

trollfaced 2

Wednesday 2 May 2012 14:37

Condoms are 5$ and diapers are 20, think about it

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 2 May 2012 15:32

huh ur crazy I wuld never put consumer on my 1 year old

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 2 May 2012 15:33

*condum (bad autocorrect

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 3 May 2012 1:31

thanks Kay la bitch

shantazat 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 1:55

I'm bored... Does anyone here watch the Creatures on YouTube?

cessily 8

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:04

Poor crazy old cat lady aint getting no lovin

VictoriaSchultz 8

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:23

She gets plenty from her cats considering they piss on her

JulieHope_fml 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:28

So there's a story behind the cat piss smell?

RaquelW 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 10:11

she's their territory now.

f1r3wa11 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:04

You just need to not care about people seeing you, most people don't care.

TruexSniper 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 13:58

Like a sir.

kiran_fml 5

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:05

Gas station condoms and ladies that smell like cat piss...sounds like you had an interesting day.

robbilee 14

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:05

Yep the good old days. Before she bought a wall condom, had sex, got pregnant cause the obvious shittyness of the condom, had a kid and is now a full time car lady.