Quickie

By wasntworththedrive - 20/01/2010 06:43 - United States

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Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
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tyrob911 0

let's get this straight here. he texted her wanting to hook up. if you really understand that text, you'll know that the guy didn't care about pleasing her. all he wanted to do was nut and he did. he could care less how long it took him. his mission was accomplished.

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summerloolooloo 0

I heard that there are new kinds of condoms which have some sort of a numbing cream on them. How about giving those a shot? HAHA.

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Freeze_fml 16

YDI for having sex on day 1. Let's hook up.

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makaylac 0

maybe if you didn't type so many commas and knew what a booty call was, you would find a man who's interested in pleasuring you.

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perdix 29

He couldn't do it again? When I used to come too soon, I was always ready to go again and the second time would last plenty long enough for the woman to get some real lasting pleasure. If there were a third or, even fourth time, well, that was just for fun! ;)

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sterl13 0

perdix I really am in love with you

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yakturk43 0

YDI FOR BEING A DIRTY SLOREE

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jillz 0

See there, OP. You should've just hooked up with perdix (or someone like him). He would've made that drive worthwhile. :p

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Rota 0

Five minutes of driving around here is about 5 miles with the speed limits where they are. I sure as hell wouldn't want to walk that for five minutes of sex.

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Sekococo 0

Stop lying OP, the term is "booty call" not "hook up". ;D Your job was done so get over it. And Wtf you driving for 5 minutes if you live close distance?

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SubjectX 0

was there any foreplay? besides which if it was him getting out of a dry spell, he might have just not have had pussy in a long time. these are necessary details.

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