Sex, Disappointment and Intimacy: Quickie

Quickie

By wasntworththedrive - 20/01/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML

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Quickie

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 15:00

Today, I walked to my boyfriend's house, which takes literally 2 minutes since we are also neighbours. He wanted sex straight away. The walk took longer than the sex, by over a full minute. FML

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Not worth it

By Reebee - 27/09/2017 01:30

Today, I got off late from my bartending job, which is close to my house, but my boyfriend begged me to come to his place half an hour away. I decided the sex would be worth the drive. He was sound asleep. FML

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Waste of time

By Anonymous - 11/08/2019 00:01

Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 17:44 - United States - Riverside

Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML

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Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML

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By Grace - 17/10/2018 03:00

Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML

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Half-hearted

By SherryBaby - 29/12/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML

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Remote sex

By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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By horny and alone - 04/11/2018 03:00

Today, I went home with my cute coworker. What started out as a little dirty talk and teasing ended with him admitting he was in a terrible emotional place, then sending me home in an Uber so he could sleep. FML

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It happens to the best of us

By unsatisfied - 01/02/2010 00:20 - United States

Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML

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tyrob911 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:46

let's get this straight here. he texted her wanting to hook up. if you really understand that text, you'll know that the guy didn't care about pleasing her. all he wanted to do was nut and he did. he could care less how long it took him. his mission was accomplished.

summerloolooloo 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:24

I heard that there are new kinds of condoms which have some sort of a numbing cream on them. How about giving those a shot? HAHA.

Comments

jessica55 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:14

maybe if you had have walked to his house since its only a 5 minute drive away, then you wouldn't feel so bad about the sex being shorter than the travel. don't be lazy, and save the environment :)

ohherrohorry 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:44

bambi114 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:23

#26 lmao I have seen that before

kindness 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 4:14

that's bitchy. it's probably not his fault. how insensitive.

marierad 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 5:10

maybe he thinks your so hot he couldnt control himself or maybe he sucks....i would give him another try before you dissmiss him in bed. he was prob nervous.

vitaminA 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 5:13

lol pre-mature ejaculator... that sucks

AKING 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 10:30

can it be cured ?

kbridges08 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 11:33

what a ****.....

FMLbrittt 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 14:32

girl you have all of my sympathy. the kid I was in a relationship with ( we just broke up thank god ) only lasted for 3 minutes. commercials wouldn't even be over as he finished. it sucked. my tampon gave me more pleasure then he did. FML. find some one who can actually last. you will be sooo much happier lol