Weddings and Money: Quite the catch

Quite the catch

By Ms. Piggy - 02/03/2014 19:09 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Bride - 25/02/2021 23:00 - New Zealand

Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML

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Don't get it

By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 19:17 - United States - Bristol

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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How rude

By drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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Dodging a bullet

By Lard - 19/09/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my fiance called off our engagement, all because I let myself go due to comfort eating and depression since my mother passed and I got fired from work. He told me to lose 60 pounds or he “won’t consummate the marriage with my lard ass.” Our wedding and honeymoon were less than a month away. FML

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By Angelica - 26/05/2011 03:19 - Canada

Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML

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By samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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The worst

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 07:04 - United States - Bellingham

Today, I was buried in texts from two of my bridesmaids about how much they hated their dresses. Dresses they helped pick. I can either be a bridezilla, put up with this for 4 more months, or ruin two friendships. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Monday 3 March 2014 1:19

The wedding is off, right? Because if he thinks he can just call the two of you "fatties", he's not worth it.

Acers1 13

Monday 3 March 2014 1:19

Thats not rude at all

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kacironi 13

Monday 3 March 2014 4:32

and you're planning on marrying him? hope you don't decide to reproduce

vikky538 28

Monday 3 March 2014 4:34

tell him ..he will never be able to spend that money...you deserve better OP...

steve31789 8

Monday 3 March 2014 4:36

Oink oink

murythawn 13

Tuesday 4 March 2014 5:59

Guys, this is a joke directed to the title. Please at least pretend to be literate.

cappellaaa 23

Monday 3 March 2014 4:36

oh **** that. why would you wanna marry someone who treats you like that?

brifrikkintastic 9

Monday 3 March 2014 4:41

call off the wedding until he can stop being a dick.

pansycake99 2

Monday 3 March 2014 4:43

Run

thebestdancerz 13

Monday 3 March 2014 4:43

Hopefully just stress for the upcoming wedding. I'm sure he didn't mean it.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 3 March 2014 4:47

Does that matter?

Cemetery87 10

Monday 3 March 2014 5:04

please rethink what you are doing...

murythawn 13

Tuesday 4 March 2014 6:01

WHAT????????? Someone suggesting a logical plan! Thinking? Instead of ending a relationship over one comment? That's crazy talk right there.

SuperStormCindy 8

Monday 3 March 2014 5:14

hope you mean ex fiancee.

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