Quote of the day

By lol - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.

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Everyone who uses that quote should try and remember that Einstein wasn't a psychologist. Take it from a psych grad, that quote makes no sense at all. Einstein was a genius when it came to physics, but his knowledge of psychology was pulled out of his ass.

actually, einsteins definition of insanity is repeating the same thing and expecting a different result

Which is, in fact, what OP meant. Meaning your comment was useless. And thereby rendering mine useless as well.

jaystreet46 4

Most of the commenters on this post are way dumber than OP

Been there, done similar things myself. For me it's usually pressing the "cook timer" button instead of the "kitchen timer" one... and once or twice I mistook the door open switch for the start button. FYL for trying to use the microwave before your first coffee of the day, OP.

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity. Insanity is doing the same, ******* thing, over and over, expecting shit to change.