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By lol - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.

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Skymone 6

Haha, dumbass! Also, what kind of breakfast requires a microwave?

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A7x4REVer 3

Yay! Now I don't feel so dumb for doing this too lmfao

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CinderellaC 4

clever Einstein joke. Unfortunately, so horribly misunderstood by the masses.

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roxyelizabeth 3

God what's with all the idiot Canadians. Your giving Canada a bad name, move to the States!

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nerdy96birdy 8

Ahh clever reference there. You obviously can't be THAt stupid then.

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bizarre_ftw 21

I say YDI, but at least you'll be the well-liked class-clown in the loony bin If that's unclear, I highly appreciate your Einstein reference

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rokrholic 3

The definition of insanity is doing something over and over again, and expecting different results--Einstein

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