Animals: Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided...

By adad - 01/02/2010 14:34 - France

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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Same thing different taste

By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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You deserved it 646

By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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You deserved it 7 213

Alas, poor Kermit

By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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You deserved it 6 804

By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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You deserved it 97 596

By Caqtusmonkey - 25/08/2016 15:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 789

You deserved it 1 809

Handful

By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 830

You deserved it 6 934

Rained on

By smellyhand - 16/12/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 792

You deserved it 34 072

By oops... - 19/06/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 347

You deserved it 20 060

By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

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You deserved it 9 501

By justin Bieber - 15/06/2015 14:49 - United States - Westland

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML

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You deserved it 5 502

alexisthename 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:15

Reshape it to look like Jesus and leave for someone else to find.

DogmaT_fml 4

Monday 1 February 2010 23:24

good thing you didnt try to kiss it.

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maltam123 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:12

I could see myself doing something like tht... yummm :P

seabrook 7

Monday 1 February 2010 23:11

how in the world rofl

azurablade 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:17

why are all the FMLs from this area of France??

flipsui305 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:37

the creators of fml are from France that is why

MimiKnox 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:51

That dog had a special talent of making frog-shaped shit. You ruined good art....shame on you!

coco0123 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:21

lmfaoooo x12567890

nicktheworld 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:11

haha I get it ;-)

protwtf 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:26

Please don't reproduce.

HeresReality 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:23

fake. dog shit doesn't jump around or look like a frog

Shystai 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:07

The dog did it on purpose. I bet it was watching him from a distance, laughing it off. FYL OP, frog shaped.. LMAO

Skullcrusher 5

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:43

It's fake.

Sooner_Or_Later 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:22

HAHAHAHAHAHAH that's funny

lolpwntdumass 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:29

OP, your really that stupid? *shakes head* What has become of the world.

megashroom 6

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:35

Need glasses much?

girlygirllol8 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:40

Nancy drew is that rly u??

daflyinhawaiian 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 3:33

haha. oh shit

MuRz_209 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:12

second.. 

qwertyt 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:13

You're so stupid. You're probably a ******.

kkleiberg 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:14

don't be a dingle doughnut

omgmorganomg 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:45

hahahaha

Rimaa_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:13

hahaha awwwh that's sucks but you just made my day lool.

Mone101 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:15

lmao! that had to suck

GiddyXD 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 13:57

lmao! that had to suck "shit"

alexisthename 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:15

Reshape it to look like Jesus and leave for someone else to find.

Saintsation 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:19

#8 I heart u!

itsbecca 11

Monday 1 February 2010 23:22

I don't see how you could actually manage to do this. Better take a trip to specsavers..

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 1 February 2010 23:20

Now this is a real FML. Thank you for grabbing dog shit.

zelly05 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:57

lol xD that dog must be some kind of artist lol

DogmaT_fml 4

Monday 1 February 2010 23:24

good thing you didnt try to kiss it.

ariverperson 11

Tuesday 2 February 2010 18:46

LOL!

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Alas, poor Kermit

Handful

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