Animals: Rained on

Rained on

By smellyhand - 16/12/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2021 21:59

Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML

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By Keaton - 15/06/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML

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By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By crazystar69 - 09/03/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By adad - 01/02/2010 14:34 - France

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2018 13:30

Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML

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By baconman86 - 03/10/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML

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spaaw 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:24

LMFAO, good thing you didnt stick ur tongue out instead

silbern 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:21

2 questions... 1) how could you not feel that it was shit in your hand? and, 2) why do you have to prove to your friends that it is raining?

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FOOFIGHTERSrock 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:42

SHIT DROPS ARE FALLING ON MY HEAD.....THAT DOESNT MEAN MY EYES WOULD SOON BE TURNING RED! :D

Levity 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:46

How old must you be when you hold your hands out waiting to catch rain, and then run and show everyone when you do? That's like me getting excited when i'm told "oh, and i need you to come in to work this weekend...and close the shop" Pointless, cause everyone knows it ain't gonna happen

pandalover69 26

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:49

do you have to prove to your friends when u take a shit in the toilet too? what are you 5?

FOOFIGHTERSrock 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 3:18

WELL READING THIS I THINK ITS HIGHLY POSSIBLE NOW LOL :D

skiergirl5 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 3:20

ummm i believe you made this one up...

Metallica139 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 3:43

At least it wasnt your tongue

scarletlily_fml 3

Thursday 17 December 2009 3:55

What, are you 5?

I_Own_Ubers 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 4:41

he can't be 5, when I was 5 I would open my mouth lol, he has to of reached the age where he realised that it's more mature to feel for rain, nontheless you are retarded anyway, fyl for that, not for the shit, u don't deserve it, not ur fault u r a genetic **** up

FerrariCake 2

Thursday 17 December 2009 4:55

It was a sniper bird... just waiting for you to stick your hand out. Gotta give the bird credit for accuracy. To those of you criticizing the OP for having to "prove it was raining"... cut him some slack. Maybe his friend was Helen Keller.