Randy old bird

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 670
You deserved it 2 772
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knibbsy 4

It's just appropriate when his parents aren't around. Anything goes then.

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fakeaccountX 6

hahaha just like the recent family guy episode where lois makes out with meg's boyfriend

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blonde_headed 10

As opposed to all of the other times when it's perfectly all right for her to hit on your boyfriend.

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Chunkylover76 4

Exactly what I was thinking #35! One day OP is going to come home and her boyfriend is going to be exploring that cougars cave! A guy can only take so much poking and prodding...apparently unlike OP's mom!

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JERZBornNRaised 7

well she wants a new toy, since your dads prob older, she figures you cant teach an old dog new tricks but you can teach a puppy anything ;) hahaha cougarrrrrr on the prowl

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MeGustaComer 0

What I want to know is why would your boyfriend NOT reject your mother?

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XxdarkangelxX13 0

lol tell ur mom to back off he's urs :P that's awkard for the parents

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batgirl_babygirl 0

wow..sounds like your mom's a *****

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SirPlagueRat 6

...So you're okay with her flirting with your boyfriend when his parents aren't around?

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TheOtherNewest1 6

Orchestrate her walking in on you *******/oral sex. That should **** with her head enough for her to screw off.

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