Rare and inventive insult

By fuck you - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 565
You deserved it 3 816

Same thing different taste

Top comments

nonsensical 26

"Not if I eat them first!!" Yeah, no, that'd be weird nevermind.

That is not nice, your better off without him

Comments

Good riddance to him. Think about how pleasant he would have been if that's his initial response

Douche bag alert! You deserve better. Be glad his true colors were blatantly obvious. Good luck finding that special someone.

Better off alone than dating a ******** eating cannibal then.

You need to not dream about douchebags

jcb805 11
Pharmkitty 11

Should have told him to prove it. Lol. On a serious note- you totally didn't deserve to be treated that way. He sounds like a jerk. His response says more about him than it does about you.

RA91 26

Why would anyone say "YDI" to this???

OP probably only payed attention to looks. Still, FYL.

Drag0nb0rn 22

There is a possibility,though unlikely, that maybe they are very good friends and she knows he is the man of her dreams because they have been friends for years and he didn't think she was serious so he responded with a joke of his own. But most likely that's not the case, I'm just trying to come up with the best case scenario for OP instead of believing that she fell for a man that she had never met and only found physically attractive.