Rare and inventive insult
By fuck you - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Sheffield
By fuck you - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Sheffield
By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:54 - France
By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby
By mariana - 08/02/2014 00:18 - Canada - Toronto
By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett
By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States
By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow
By MysticSoup - 21/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Carthage
By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 02:00
By -insert clever nickname here- - 29/04/2012 23:56 - United States - Seattle
By Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa
So it's a dinner date?
Good riddance to him. Think about how pleasant he would have been if that's his initial response
Douche bag alert! You deserve better. Be glad his true colors were blatantly obvious. Good luck finding that special someone.
Better off alone than dating a ******** eating cannibal then.
You need to not dream about douchebags
Read the first part of 34's comment.
OP probably only payed attention to looks. Still, FYL.
There is a possibility,though unlikely, that maybe they are very good friends and she knows he is the man of her dreams because they have been friends for years and he didn't think she was serious so he responded with a joke of his own. But most likely that's not the case, I'm just trying to come up with the best case scenario for OP instead of believing that she fell for a man that she had never met and only found physically attractive.
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"Not if I eat them first!!" Yeah, no, that'd be weird nevermind.
That is not nice, your better off without him