Rare and inventive insult

By fuck you - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
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nonsensical 26

"Not if I eat them first!!" Yeah, no, that'd be weird nevermind.

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spamhands1 18

That is not nice, your better off without him

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Omniprism 14

Sounds like he's a big ass jerk and saved you from him. He may be dreamy but it's sounds like he doesn't have a great personality to match.

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vikky538 28

Provide him some marinara sauce and make sure he eats. What a scum bag.

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nightfall8705 33

Offer him some fava beans and a nice Chianti to go with those marbles. You're better off without him. No good man would say such a horrible thing to a lady.

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DaRito 25

Smooth on his part, he definitely likes you.

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Daevas 18

Don't worry, most of us men wish we could reach down there...

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Tannasgh 22

Not nice...he will end up ugly, drunk, in a greasy wife beater tee shirt wishin' he'd been nicer in 20 years.

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ApplePie1994 27

That's when you fulfil his wishes by ripping them off (without anaesthetic) and shove them down his throat.

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mustanghp 3

I'll take you out on a date

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