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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
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truslide 0

LMAO must have been a hard kick to do that and even then, why the hell would you kick a cat that hard?

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uhmfml 0

I don't think your child will be crawling in your bed anymore for a while... if ever.

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erinoty 0

why would kicking the cat hard enought for it to go hit the wall be any better?

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ely46 0

The only reason I gave you a FYL is because you have to deal with the fact that you kicked your own child and made her hit the wall. I hope that she remembers this forever and uses it to guilt you into anything and everything she could ever possibally want.

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monicamischief 0

you guys are stupid. the OP is not an animal abuser, nor did he/she kick his/her child off on purpose. by kick, i am pretty sure they mean 'nudge'. like when a cat lies on you and you nudge them out of the way. that is not abuse, nor is it kicking. plus, you can't really kick that hard while laying down anyway it wouldn't take a lot of force for the child to have hit the wall if the bed is close to the wall and she was not expecting to be nudged off the bed. : / it does not sound like she was seriously injured. use your brain, kids. i really don't think the OP literately kicks cats off the bed like a soccer ball. besides, find the humor in it. a little kid falling off a bed and hitting a wall is pretty damn funny. probably will shut her up for a while and teach her not to be a pussy about thunderstorms lol.

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buckfasthero 0

225 posts and still everyone assumes it's the mother. Why couldn't it have been the father? In any case, even if there is any truth in this I'm sure it's been exagerated somewhat.

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kevmonster 0

why in the freaking world would you kick a cat that hard? YDI for kicking that hard anyways.

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monicamischief 0

i hope you are kidding 260. what the hell is wrong with you? a child accidentally getting hurt doesn't mean the child should get whatever she wants forever. it's not like the OP hurt the kid ON PURPOSE, you dumbass. like you NEVER EVER accidentally hurt someone, or your parents never accidentally hurt you? they should have spanked you, seeing how spoiled you sound. i can't believe so many people would call the OP a horrible parent for a ******* accident.

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fedora_fan13 0

#10... did you forget to take your freaky phsyco meds or what? chill man OP: poor kid but she'll probably forget by next week... especially if you gave her a concussion ;)

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