Something else occurred to me, though. Ever see a toddler go bowling off a bed? I see it all the time with my two-year-old. She doesn't need anyone else to go rolling off the bed. Toddlers aren't all that coordinated to start with. Then they don't usually just fall straight down and stop. They usually roll or try to catch themselves and go stumbling further. I can easily see how a good push (intended for a cat) could shove a toddler off the bed, who then goes stumbling into the wall. Technically a "kick" since it was done with a foot, but really a push, not a karate blow. It's also worth noting that the OP doesn't specify his or her gender. Perhaps this is Dad and Mom was supposed to be watching the kids? I like to have a quick nap on weekends - particularly if I pull work duty at midnight - and my older daughter LOVES me. I can totally see her coming to find me because something scared her, regardless of where Mommy is. So it's all about wording and assumptions again. If the OP really did KICK the kid and she went FLYING across the room, then the OP really sucks ass. But if it was the "foot shove" that is much more reasonable, then it's completely understandable. I would like to point out that people who really *kick* their pets OR children don't feel bad enough about it to post to FML.

OMG how hard did u kick. That's mean even to do to a cat!

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OMG, That's HILARIOUS! I can't stop laughing. Good one right there!

Why is it assumed to be a hard kick? It was probably a forceful nudge. Stop assuming the worst in people...

Holy DAMN! Poor kid, but you didn't diserve it. How would you know it was her?

agreed with #491 x_x also, there's a chance that the wall is closer to the bed than everyone else here is letting on. I know that my bed is only a couple feet from a wall, maybe her's is as well. Either way, this was hilarious; I could picture myself doing this in my head xD

you bitch! y would you even think about kicking a cat that hard, let alone a little girl!

omg, poor girl. I'd say it's a tie between FYL and YDI because kicking the cat off wouldn't have been nice either.

This is one of the best FML ive over read!!!!!!!!!!