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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
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truslide 0

LMAO must have been a hard kick to do that and even then, why the hell would you kick a cat that hard?

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uhmfml 0

I don't think your child will be crawling in your bed anymore for a while... if ever.

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gummibehrs 4

You're an idiot. And why would you even try to kick a cat that hard?

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zakkyzebra 11

apparently to get it off the bed?

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boboluvsme 0

omg what I don't get is why nobody on here is wondering why the hell the OP was sleeping and letting the poor little 2 year old wander around un-attended?!?! Forget the fact he thought he kicked a stupid cat, what kind of parent sleeps when their children are up and around??

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theonlyknownlink 0

I'm guessing that since it's a TWO YEAR OLD not a baby that she has a regular bed and I'm assuming that it was night or sometime in the afternoon if they were taking a nap. Maybe they were all having naps or something. Idk.

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john_bell 0

Well if your napping and you 2 year old isn't supervised this is bound to happen. I personally would have gone for a karate chop.

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theonlyknownlink 0

Okay well I'm guessing that if he/she was sleeping they would've been groggy if they thought their cat was on the bed. Usually cat's land on their feet and are unaffected by slight kicks or nudges but in this case you kicked your two year old... even if you thought it was your cat it's horrible that you kicked your kid that hard. Unless the wall's right beside the bed then maybe it'd be more understandable. I'm assuming that the bed was right beside the wall, and the child was climbing up the side of the bed near the wall and the mom thought it was the cat so she slightly kicked it off and then the two year old hit the wall and either started crying or just nudged her again. I don't know.

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samanthamaay 0

god dont you maybe think he might be exaggerating that she flew into a wall ? sheesh take everything litterally why dont you :|

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movies12 0

Why would you even do that to your cat??

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lovemyE8 0

Whatever you whiners. Seriously, I've done this to my son. You're sleeping, and cats are freaking obnoxious that way . . . climbing all over you and getting their nasty hair in your mouth and nose and eyeballs. Everyone with a cat has nudged or even violently kicked the damn thing off the bed at least once. And two year olds don't weigh much more than my fat-ass cat, either. Honest mistake. It happens. And obviously she felt bad, or she wouldn't have posted an FML, right? Jeez. Lighten up.

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a1rspace 0

I can see why this is the most commented... the internet loves cats!

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joHnnycsU 0

Whew. It took so long just to get down here to comment. My question is: How does a child even remotely feel like a cat? And even if it was, why would you kick it to the wall?

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