Real estate

By John - 20/07/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16

I bid alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero.

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imawesome2 3

well, at least ur worth something, money

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GoblinsAndJello 1

I will buy you if you pay me. I'm a stud

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Tiffrich 0

Bahahahaha hilarious

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naughty101 8

lol no wonder u wanna date her shes hilarious

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skinflint 6

What a girly thing for you to say. No wonder she just wants to be friends.

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Sabraynay 10

That's when you grab the pen and write "John's Property," followed by "50 cents/night."

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onefinemess 11

I feel for you Op, at least you got an answer though rather than passive aggressive bullshit. How come bitches like this get guys and nice women remain single?

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acethehusky 0

I bid the creepy Mexican thats sitting in my room, 2 rolls of charmin toilet paper, and chuck norris .

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KrissiKat 8

Ouch, I don't know her, but that sounds messed up, and you don't need it.. You're suck on her, and she's using it to embarrass you. Js.

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