Real estate

By John - 20/07/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16

I bid alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero.

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kendall1058926 7

aww :( that's sad

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slimjadee8080 0

awkward.. if shes that immature.. you can do better

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doc89holliday 3

haha well at least she has a sence humor

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sweet_candy_ 17

I was just trying to make the poor guy feel better. I thought it was cute. Way to be a hypocrite about it.

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lulzSHUTUP 0

the economy is tough she might not be able to sell :/

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emilyymariee98 7

my name is emily i did this to my guy friend expect i didnt put the 'for sale part' he took it the wrong way he now thinks im obessed with him.

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xknightlightx 2

she doesnt deserve a guy for being like that... she should change to be more fair ... who the hell does she think she is what disgrace

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