Real estate

By John - 20/07/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16

I bid alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero.

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BighornB 0

wow what is she 3 yrs old, you can do better OP

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Outlander413 12

I bid, A strand of chuck norris's hair, you could tie a rhino down with this thing.

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missy13him 2

I going to do that to a Guy that like me at my work thanks for the idea :)

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shadow1224 0

i bid my my dads corvett and my moms chalanger!!!

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heatherbaby91 3

I bid unlimited bj's all the sandwiches you want, unlimited beer supply, unlimited video games, and anything else you desire.

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jadane_fml 0

you, my man, are too easy

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