Reality check

By DerrickUhl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Don't want to be the bearer of bad news man but she's a waitress. I'm pretty sure she always "hits it off" with guys: more tips.

TarieBoo 2

obviously if she was still getting you your drink she doesnt really think youre a kiddo?

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Waitresses are suppose to "hit it off" they get bigger tips. Also of she gave you a drink (assuming it had alcohol) she knows you are not a kid. She was just joking around. Get a sense of humor kiddo.

Welcome to the reality of the bar. Waitresses are working, and flirting equals more tips!

I know this will probably get thumbed down, but is 21 the age you have to be to enter a club in California? That sucks. It's 18 here lol. Under 18s get in with an adult in pubs too.

Make me remember when i was 18, girl were like your so young but now at 21 things change, fyl op to be in the states

I feel your pain. I'm 24 and always checked 2-3times when in a bar for my ID

redmnky21 8

well no shit u were hitting it off Sherlock, its how waitresses make tips, they hit it off with everyone

Female bartenders always flirt with guys, don't fall for their tricks.

Finally after living for 21 whole years you finally turned 21?!?!? So much time to have to wait. You are a kid. YDI

Considering you're 21 in a 21+ club I feel kiddo is perfectly reasonable. You are the youngest person there