By oh my soul - 14/03/2018 01:30

Today, it's been 1 month since I've accepted that I'm gay, 1 week since telling my strict, southern baptist, bible-thumping parents, 1 day since my mom stopped crying and my dad finally spoke to me, and 1 hour since discovering that I'm pregnant. FML
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John Nemeth 14

Father "we will still love you even if your attracted to the same sex" Me "I'm pregnant" Father "................." Slowly closes door and walks away.

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DanielleinDC 33

Girl, you seem to be in a world of hurt. I'm not sure which is worse to them: That you're gay or that you had sex before marriage, or that you got pregnant.

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blahblabbity 19

well, hopefully you’ll only have 1 baby

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John Nemeth 14

Father "we will still love you even if your attracted to the same sex" Me "I'm pregnant" Father "................." Slowly closes door and walks away.

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DanielleinDC 33

Girl, you seem to be in a world of hurt. I'm not sure which is worse to them: That you're gay or that you had sex before marriage, or that you got pregnant.

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Dave_Davington 33

Neither. It'll be the abortion she'll no doubt be getting.

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Ciela 22

well at least they'll have a grand kid

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Lobby_Bee 17

They'll be thrilled! They must have been upset that they will never get grandchildren from you if you are gay.

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A Frenchy in Eire 31

You do realise that gay couples can adopt, right?

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jkjorn 16

That's not quite the same in some people's minds. There, fixed that for ya.

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Beefy_McQueefy 6

You know that's completely false, right? I'm gay buy my womb isn't and my kids are very real, asshole

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DanielleinDC 33

It's quite possible for lesbians to have natural children via artificial insemination, whether they go to a sperm bank, have a friend donate, or have a relative of one donate to the other. And given how many kids need good homes, there's no reason to disallow same-sex couples from adopting.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

I've never wanted to give a comforting hug through my screen more than right now. I hope you find some safe way through all this.

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

So are you just gay? or bi? or did you have a boyfriend just so that your parents are happy? The pregnancy was a real twist to this FML

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ChakatBlackstar 29

She JUST accepted that she's gay. Like many gay woman she tried dating guys first, even trying to be sexually active with at least one. This is sadly not uncommon due to various hetero-normative social pressures, particularly in this case when she had "southern baptist, bible-thumping parents".

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gatorclay97 28

Idk... she said she realized after a month. And told her parents so quickly... and she’s preggo... as a gay I have doubts

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jbuckets_404 38

Ouch! I think they call that a trifecta....

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RichardPencil 30

I love that song! “Like Harrison Ford, I’m getting frantic. Like Sting, I’m Tantric. Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy!”

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Shane Gauthier 9

They are getting back together apparently!

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DragonMaiden7 15

Wow... I know that some people need to test it out by having sex if they’re gay, straight or bi, but... Wow, honey... Being gay is a natural thing, it isn’t your fault and there is nothing wrong with it at all. If your parents love you, religious or not, they will always love you and accept you, because you are their little girl. But, like, for the pregnancy thing, could you not have waited to get out of their house and live on your own for this? I get teenage rebellion, believe it or not, I was a teenage girl once too, but like, you only have one life, and throwing it away for a kid when you’re so young is not the way to go. I feel so bad, because honey this baby you’re gonna be stuck with. Adoption is an expensive option for both parties involved, and I doubt your parents are gonna let you abort. Well... I guess congrats on the baby, if you’re into that

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aruden 25

Unless I missed something OP never said she was a teenager living at home. Just because she told her parents and they are upset and crying doesn't mean she lives there it could just mean she talks to them. According to your profile your 22 so don't give that "believe it or not I was a teenager too" bullshit your bairly older then a teenager. With your view of being a parent as "being stuck with it" you should avoid ever even thinking about being one.

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Dreamer5393 21

Adoption, at least where I'm from, is free for the pregnant woman. I had both my kids adopted and everything was paid for by the family.

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Rabite 28

"But, like, for the pregnancy thing, could you not have waited to get out of their house and live on your own for this?" Lol yeah, please wait for an unexpected and unwanted pregnancy to be at least unexpected and unwanted in a better situation.

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