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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as his, and he thinks we are twins who were separated at birth. FML
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raphanne_fml 33

Riiight. Because out of all the people in the world, and with only 365 days in a year, nobody is going to have the same birthday as him.

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Wolvander88 19

Good riddance, OP. Imagine the consequences if it had led to hypothetical inbreeding.

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trinibrit 7

Obviously he's an asshole and u should feel lucky

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HeartOfLead 24

Is your last name Skywalker? If so, he might be right...

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incendiaaa 23

but what if it's true ?!?! -facepalm- if you two weren't born in the same year I'd say it just took the fml to a whole new level.

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needsagf14 12

You had yourself a genius

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antny082787 5

Were you two born the same year? My wife and I share the same birthday and she is a twin. The difference is I am a year older. I think this is sad that he would leave over something so trivial w/o looking into it.

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pedinhuh 23

Look on the bright side! at least you wont breed the stupidity of your ex!

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amyem 10

Shouldn't he know your birthday beforehand?

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