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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as his, and he thinks we are twins who were separated at birth. FML
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raphanne_fml 33

Riiight. Because out of all the people in the world, and with only 365 days in a year, nobody is going to have the same birthday as him.

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Wolvander88 19

Good riddance, OP. Imagine the consequences if it had led to hypothetical inbreeding.

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blink_kid 32

How long after you started going out did it take you to realise you had the same birthday...?

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Uncgirl 8

You're better off without him! Find a guy who actually has some common sense!

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Debpool 2

Perhaps he wanted to avoid inbreeding and the potentially cripplingly stupid offspring you would have produced. No doubt the irony is lost on him.

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chottu 16

Definitely a FYL. But atleast you weren't dating that long, well that would be my assumption as he only just found out when your birthday is.

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ChazzyWazzy1998 10

Well there's always that possibility, but that's a very slim chance lol, FYL OP. Edit: And how can you be a couple and not know each others birthdays, unless it had only been like a day or something? Just a thought to put out there.....

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cartedor 18

You can't want to be an idiot like him. Move on is better

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Satoaoi 13

the only thing separated at birth was his brain from his spinal cord

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