Red flag

By kappu - 07/05/2018 01:30

Today, I got home to find my house trashed, my TV, PlayStation, and laptop smashed, all my clothes burning in the backyard, and all my food gone. Turns out my girlfriend did this after going through my phone and finding a contact named "Kristi". Kristi is my sister. FML
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ChromoTec 24

Call the police. That would be a crime and she could be facing some time in prison.

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Madrias 36

Time to go to the police and press charges, get a restraining order while you're there. People like her need to learn that they don't own their partners, and to ask about things. And also to keep their noses out of other people's business. This could have all been avoided if she'd simply asked, "Who is Kristi?" Not demanding, either, just ask. Unfortunately, this is what happens when there's no consequences at a young age. People grow up to act all sorts of stupid, and were never taught to talk about their problems instead. So instead of talking, they destroy stuff, only to find out that the Real World has consequences for that. Regardless, go call the police. Press charges. Possibly find a lawyer if you have money and want to make sure it's a lesson she'll never forget.

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RichardPencil 30

I think he got hit pretty badly by that bullet.

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realjojo 11

But to avoid following salvos, one restraining order please...

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fabs1171 23

Yay!!! I’ve had a reply from the famous Richard Pencil. You’re FML royalty. I found your previous comment funny but I think others might not. Oh to have your wit and charm. I picture you in my head as a cross between Colin Firth and Hugh Grant. Or maybe Matt Damon and Rob Lowe. I’ve just assumed you identified as male but you may identify as gender neutral. I’ll just have to scrub the fantasy of you from my head

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RichardPencil 30

I am male. You can always send me a PM to ask me anything you like. I won't be sending you a pic anytime soon because I like your mental images of me, hahahaha! Thank you for your kind words.

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manofmerr 27

Wait, your not a pencil? What other lies have you told!?

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realjojo 11

Actually, it sounds like mentally unstable...

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Lobby_Bee 17

Finding out about Kristie and destroying your place was to actually cover up the fact she was really hungry and came to steal food. Noticed only the food went missing?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Let me fix this sentence for you: "Turns out my *now ex-girlfriend* did this".

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bigdaddyeric 35

I would seriously call the Police and have them investigate and press charges, what a psycho!

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

You spelled ex wrong...

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RichardPencil 30

I hope you mean EX-girlfriend! Because you need to make this woman your wife. You’re not going to easily find another woman who cares for you so passionately!

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moronica 11

Send her packing, dude

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AdorableDoxie 12

"And on the next episode of Judge Judy!"

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