Dentist, Skincare and Health: Referral

Referral

By bdogge99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By lexithepirate - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I left with referrals to both a dermatologist and a mental health professional. FML

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By PlagueFace - 17/07/2020 17:01

Today, my dentist kept staring at me with a worried expression while working on me. Concerned that something was wrong with my teeth, I asked her what was the matter. She replied, "I'm not a dermatologist, but you should go to a doctor, I think you have staph." She was referring to my acne. FML

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Strike while the iron is hot

By Hatim - 04/04/2023 08:00 - United Arab Emirates - Sharjah

Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 17:02 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By BiteMe - 30/08/2016 23:29 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, my dentist told me I have a cavity and blamed it on the "subpar" toothpaste I've been using - the same toothpaste he recommended six months ago at my last appointment. FML

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PuffDaddy395 3

Monday 2 April 2012 16:06

Is your tooth acne bad too?

loserman67 35

Monday 2 April 2012 16:13

Your dentist should have been on the receiving end of a swift kick to the balls. "Oh sorry Doc, you must have hit a nerve."

Comments

mellophone21 0

Monday 2 April 2012 17:42

shahroni1 3

Monday 2 April 2012 18:58

mouth infaction . yuk .

ryra88 4

Monday 2 April 2012 19:03

mouth acne?

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 2 April 2012 19:39

So? He sounds like a good thoughtful dentist.

TheElle 6

Monday 2 April 2012 20:27

I really hope you bit his finger..

AntMonroe 0

Monday 2 April 2012 20:30

hvj g victim

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 2 April 2012 20:46

Quite motivating. Take action.

Presley_37 0

Monday 2 April 2012 21:32

Torva. Torva Torva Torva. you're trying way to hard my dear.

oldirtybasterdSE 0

Monday 2 April 2012 23:12

Make a recommendation to him. Tell him to shut the **** up

ralenti 3

Monday 2 April 2012 23:23

what an ass

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