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By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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You had to ask

By Bryan - 30/09/2020 17:01 - United States

Today, I was working out with my trainer. A question popped up in my mind, so I asked if she had to deal with fat people a lot. She then responded, "I'm working with you, aren't I?" FML

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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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By fatty - 14/08/2014 03:46 - United States - Madison

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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By ididlookgood - 13/04/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML

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Money!

By Sheezey - 24/02/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 17:53 - United States - Draper

Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 16:29 - United States - Cass Lake

Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

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By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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Dude_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:12

obviously a jealous bitch.

whatsarahsaid 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:28

"Perhaps their only other option looked like you, ma'am."

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wrestler_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 21:36

Better question: How many fat people even APPLY for a job at a gym?? Good God! They got fat because they didn't have any idea what a gym even LOOKS LIKE! And if I were you, I would have been like "well ma'am, if we hired overweight people like you, then they would sweat profusely like you AS WELL, while helping with personal training... and it would turn the customers off. Also, fat people don't usually tend to apply for a job at a gym anyway, for obvious reasons. I hope I was of service. Have a good day at the gym! =)"

demonpossessed 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 21:49

Whaat? Why does she care if the staff is fit or not? Isn't that the point of a gym, to get fit? And you really cannot take advice from a stupid fat slob like her.

kandy_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:24

She was probably just jealous. Also, why was she complaining that employees at a gym were fit? Obviously the gym isn't going to hire people who are out of shape.

bambiNo_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:08

lol, *****. she totally contradicted herself in that anyway...

andrew12993 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:55

Don't you mean "woman"? you wrote "women".

yoshiki_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:35

Um... I think there may be a misunderstanding here. I think that when the fat woman asked "so how did you get the job" she meant so how did you do it, how did you get as fit as you are today? Like, what's your secret? I could be wrong, but I can't imagine someone meaning it in that kind of way.

WeStayCrunk24x7 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:47

"ok well you look like you're at least twice my weight so shut the **** up and go kill yourself you ignorant fat-ass"

nodbor 11

Monday 16 March 2009 8:03

stupid fronting ass

Assmilk 0

Monday 16 March 2009 9:48

HAHA she pwned ur ass.

IRemainNameless 12

Monday 16 March 2009 20:15

From the way that you described her it seems that you have some disdain towards people who are overweight, so I don't blame her at all for taking the crack that you set yourself up for.