Love: Remember bars?

Remember bars?

By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

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By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

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Forget it

By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML

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By Noname - 25/11/2008 18:05 - Canada

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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Saturday 6 June 2009 9:47

If it was genuine, you'll hear about it again!

lostboy910 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:53

They say ppl speak the truth while drunk so you'll most likely hear about it again.

Comments

xabuko 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:06

Highly doubt it was genuine!!!...he was drunk tryin to be funny prlly...

scottyz1 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:06

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts...

popatia 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:10

Haha fyl indeed.

Seti_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:10

oh he remembers. He just doesn't want to deal with it.

Boweezee 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:13

If he meant it, he'll say it again. :] Thats kinda weird that he did it while at a bar. Hahah.

Sambo110 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:15

A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Or so I have heard.

ixel_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:17

well if he remembered he said he'd call you back, he probably remembers at least a little of everything else

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:18

I have to agree with #16. If you're really best friends though, just try and ask about it. It won't hurt.

kaelendra 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:25

Either he remembers but is embarrassd how he did it or he'd already been drinking before he called the first time. Either way less he's playing you give him a bit of time and you'll hear from him on that subject again no doubt.