Intimacy: Remember now?

Remember now?

By Holymoly - 14/01/2009 21:10 - Netherlands

Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By Ah hell - 31/01/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML

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I did a sex

By Anonymous - 17/05/2021 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that last night after I got drunk, I passed out mid-pump while we were knocking boots. FML

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By paulinapo - 30/05/2013 01:53 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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Big night

By mybad7 - 15/09/2009 08:13 - Australia

Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML

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By unfucked - 26/08/2012 23:18 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML

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cornflake33 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:01

my friend fell asleep under his girl before....hey, shit happens, specially when your drinking....

privatee 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 6:39

hello you were drunk? has she ever been drunk?

Comments

kekelala3 0

Friday 2 April 2010 4:44

Give the guy a break he was drunk!

lubot_266 7

Monday 10 May 2010 4:55

lol. that totally happened to me before. lol

purple_gurl 1

Tuesday 13 July 2010 7:23

hey at least she was mad for that instead of finding out that you did it with someone else and couldn't remember. But ydi for having drunk sex.

sampat_12 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:26

You should be ashamed of yourself

tinyyperezzz 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 8:13

I would of just understood that your drunk as **** I would of left got high as **** den go back to sleep wit da bae

kyrisonfusion 22

Sunday 12 August 2012 6:03

Is she that bad in bed? You fell asleep?lololol

darkfireflame 15

Saturday 19 October 2013 6:14

All you naysayers STFU. Sex is tiring and if he was drunk he was probably already on the edge of consciousness.

nlm92 15

Friday 18 July 2014 20:26

Lol yeah it's not that bad. OP's gf seems to be taking it too personally. Happened to me and my gf 3 months into seeing each other. Today we just reached 21 months. Falling asleep during sex doesn't mean you don't love your partner, it just means you're tired. As reproductive creatures we often choose sex over our bodily needs, and sometimes the latter wins that battle. Don't worry OP, just give it to her double tonight!