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By karaokestar - 23/04/2009 04:42 - Canada

Today, I sang my signature tune at a karaoke bar - What A Wonderful World - and I thought I sounded my best yet. After my performance, I went outside to get some air. Then, I got assaulted in the parking lot and ended up going to the hospital. What a wonderful world indeed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 062
You deserved it 5 560

Same thing different taste

Turn around, Bright Eyes

By Alma - 01/10/2024 20:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML
I agree, your life sucks 338
You deserved it 199

I got heels, they’re made of plywood

By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 154
You deserved it 396

Top comments

Wow. The Karaoke critics by you are a lot harsher than any karaoke bar I have ever been to. Usually they just heckle you if your bad.

Umm miss? I do not understand one word you just typed.

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Wow. The Karaoke critics by you are a lot harsher than any karaoke bar I have ever been to. Usually they just heckle you if your bad.

yest you werent hurt enough to right this?? meh well tis life...

Umm miss? I do not understand one word you just typed.

I've wished I could do that to people singing karaoke before. Esp songs like that.

_7_Anonymous_7_ 0

I doubt you were assaulted because of your singing. But that is quite ironic. You consider singing Karaoke a performance?

Duckie101 0

at least u have a fan base :D

Eresbel 0

laissez-faire (with an "e") is most appropriately used for economics.

true. i just learned that and im in 9th grade lol

asxp10 0

Agree with #4. It's probably not your singing, just tough luck. Sorry :/ FYL.

I agree with number 4. But,yeah, that must have sucked.

That's what you get for taking this karaoke crap so seriously, your not a star, if you were you'd be rich. Karaoke is for un talented drama queens that want attention.