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By coinoperatedgirl - 11/01/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML
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Amphysvena 11

or, you could man the **** up and drive the car because you like it, not because someone else did

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tlyr 0

that's really sad. god I hate "Twilight"

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ichtudirweh 0

Twilight is utter garbage (I don't care what anyone says, VAMPIRES SHOULD NOT SPARKLE), but I wouldn't let that stop me from buying the car I wanted (if I could drive)

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HappyAbby 0

Hmmm, so what's stopping you from buying the car, again? Has Edward Cullen threatened you? Said he'll read your mind if you don't get it? Stephanie Myer threatened to sue you? Volvo only will make the model with a huge Robert Patinson decal on the hood that you can't remove? No? Oh, so it's not because you CAN'T, but that WON'T because you're a snot nosed little whiner, who thinks it's okay to buy a vehicle to imitate Kurt Cobain, but not a fictional character? Hmm, sounds like a real, ******' tragedy, mate. I'm slashing my wrists for you while playing the word's smallest violin and weeping bitter tears. I think there was an earthquake in Haiti, so forgive us all if we don't immediatly take up a collection to purge the earth of Edward Cullen.

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OreoGrl9091 0

I love how all the guys have an issue with twilight. sorry but i know a lot of girls that dont care for the movie but love the book. and what does the ****** car have to do with anything twilight. your probably poor and cant afford it and just thought it would been hilarious to put your pathetic sap story on fml. honestly get over yourself. and for the rest of these hopeless men that commented. the reason girls fall head over heels for Edward Cullen, is because the men we are surrounded by are hopeless, cheaters and above all dumb asses. so unless you've ready the books then shut your f-in mouths. k thanks.

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jisaac09 25

I told all my girlfriends that the books were trash too, they said that I couldn't judge them without reading them so i read all of them, told the girls that they were still trash and burnt the one that i owned after pumping it full of #7 shot.... The books are garbage, even Stephen King finds them to be below par.... And have you ever thought that the reason that all your guys cheat on you is because you're a sack of dog shit???

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arissia 0

"Wah I'm so shallow that I only wanted a car because it was associated with someone and now that its also associated with someone else, I can never have it". Grow up. If owning a car for so stupid of a reason is that important to you, why the **** would you let a minor association with twilight ruin it for you? The real reason you'll never have the car is because you're obviously not mature enough to own one.

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

Don't worry, OP, it'll blow over; it's just a fad anyway. Remember 15 years ago, when all the moronic teenage girls were creaming their shorts over Anne Rice? Yeah, I thought not. PS: Cobain was a shitty, shitty guitarist.

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cope618 0

lol its funny how alot pussy got butt hurt over your comment, haha feminists

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Hayden_Vaughn 0

if you don't buy the car because of that then you probably don't deserve it.

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The_Maxassin 3

#284, It is very likely to go higher in price and become out of stock everywhere for that one reason.

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kibblesnbits1053 0

You can't buy that car because it is the kind of car Kurt Cobain drove. And that level of hero worship is ridiculous.

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