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Today, I was surprised to learn that I could carry on intelligent conversations about basketball with my guy friends. Then I realized it was because my boyfriend insists on watching ESPN while we have sex. FML
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CassT 0

I guess he likes big , bouncing balls too, huh?

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Four 0

Boyfriend: "WHO'S BETTER, LAKERS OR NUGGETS?!" Girlfriend: "NEITHER, IT'S BASKETBALL!!!" Boyfriend: "YYEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH I'VE TAUGHT YOU SO WELLLL!!!" *hump hump hump*

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jenMalfoy 0

Uh, that does suck! I had a guy friend who told me he liked to watch the cowboys when he did it...so he had it on tivo....needless to say I made sure I placed him directly in the "friend zone".

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Blanadestroyer 0

The guy just wanna score. Let him have it! (#9, nice one ;)

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xClarkGable 0

Well sports are way better than sex, so I give him that.

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FaperPairy 0

Lmao #9. ... And 15. :) I'd prefer a game to sex. However... haha, that pretty much sucks.

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0snapp 0

#8 - you said that the TV should be disconnected... personally i would say just find a time when there isn't any basketball on, or go somewhere fun without a TV. #15 - i agree with #16 if sports are better then sex... not only are you doing something very very very wrong, you are more than likely a virgin, so you get no opinion.

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dyld921 2

Isn't that a good thing? You know more about basket balls, and his friends now (presumably) like you! So what if Sport turns him on? What could go wrong?

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